Tuesday, January 26, 2010

How to finish sixth in a pokerstars Blogger tournament.

Step one: Forget that you are registered for said torunament and go out for pizza with your family right when the tournament starts.

Step two: Arrive to said tournament an hour and 25 minutes late.

Step three: Find yourself with only 320 chips remaining with blinds at 60/120 and the average stack about 5000.

Step four: Run like god

Step five: make a crucial bluff at the final table that is snapped off.

Step six: Finish in sixth place, recieve ticket for $215 Spring Championship of Online Poker event.

Step seven: (Note: I have not yet completed this step) Take ticket and enter largest buy-in tournament you have been involved in. Win said tournament, parlay winnings into 100 million dollars.

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